Hahaha… Check out this guy who was dressed up at the Met last month!!

Ohh dear gawd.. You know it’s pensioner thursday (aka pay day) when your already full bus rolls on up to Zillmere and a sea of grey hair and blue washes is waiting to fill every nonexistant spare spot… Mmmm soak that scent up people La Elderly by Dior…

At the coast on Monday we burried Dee in the Sand and left her to dig herself out with only a itty bitty spade.. Hahaha!

It was early in the evening.. I was out clubbing.. I was wearing the one pair of jeans I own that needs a belt to hold them up.. I was wearing a new belt thats been worn maybe twice.. I was in the toilet in the Family standing at the troff when the unimaginable happened! Janet Jackson might call it a wardrobe incident… But I’m calling it the belt incident..

The buckle broke right off… Fortunately it didn’t land in the troff but unfortunately it was beyond repair. Armed with only 3 hair pins donated by a friend, and having seen a number of Macgyver episodes in my youth, I attempted the unimaginable.

Believe it on not this lasted be the rest of the night without needing any further work.. and I was evening doing heaps of dancing and running around between clubs!

Mid night friday night, drove up to the intersection at the Valley five ways.. was sitting at a red light next to a cop car talking on the phone… Was heading home from clubbing…

Distracted by the phone conversation I was having I ran the red light…. I can only assume I noticed some other direction got their green… Realised I ran it when I was half way through the intersection cause there were pedestrians crossing in front of me!!

Strangely enough the cop chose not to follow? Despite the hour of night.. and that I could have (or might have) been some blind drunk driver…unbelievable!!

Apparently all my good deeds haven’t gone unrewarded.. Hehe

One hell of a hazy weekend but what a way to ring in another birthday! Just to prove you’re not getting too old yet.. Hahaha! Thanks to everyone who came was really good to see you all there!

Somethings just aren’t meant to make sense… One recent example came from the influence of alcohol and boredom.. Can you do a handstand while holding a golf ball with your feet and recite the alphabet backwards? Turns out I can’t but it was worth a try.. HAHAHA!

Okay so if you’re not computer savvy turn away now.. most of my friends (sorry guys) aren’t, who presumable make up most of the people who actually bother to read this blog!

File fragmentation is when a single file is (without your knowledge) is physically stored by splitting it and putting bits on various areas of your hard drive. This is common when a big file won’t fit in any of the little pigeon holes of free space… so its split but still looks like it normally would to you…

Anyways this is a production server at work running Windows 2000 Advanced Server. This is a fragmentation analysis of a drive… The areas in green I believe basically untouchable the rest of the drive however is ALL fragmented… RED is bad.. This is the for time anyone had see a drive this bad!

We just had a fire alarm go off in our building… Eager for the distraction from work most of us started socialising and started looking out the windows at the streets below.. Then we notice some huge parade/march of people walking up the middle of George street with a police escort…

With the sirens of fire engines off in the distance I thought wouldn’t it be funny for the fire engines to come mow down the crowd? No, come on it would and you know it! Hehe! Guess what happened? If you look closely at this photo although it may be hard to make out.. the crowd was dispersing, running for the foot paths as the fire engines came up behind them.

Hahaha.. Don’t sleep! Else the super glue could come out and you could end up with straws paper McDonalds lids and coins super glued to your feet.. Hahah!