It was early in the evening.. I was out clubbing.. I was wearing the one pair of jeans I own that needs a belt to hold them up.. I was wearing a new belt thats been worn maybe twice.. I was in the toilet in the Family standing at the troff when the unimaginable happened! Janet Jackson might call it a wardrobe incident… But I’m calling it the belt incident..

The buckle broke right off… Fortunately it didn’t land in the troff but unfortunately it was beyond repair. Armed with only 3 hair pins donated by a friend, and having seen a number of Macgyver episodes in my youth, I attempted the unimaginable.

Believe it on not this lasted be the rest of the night without needing any further work.. and I was evening doing heaps of dancing and running around between clubs!