It was early in the evening.. I was out clubbing.. I was wearing the one pair of jeans I own that needs a belt to hold them up.. I was wearing a new belt thats been worn maybe twice.. I was in the toilet in the Family standing at the troff when the unimaginable happened! Janet Jackson might call it a wardrobe incident… But I’m calling it the belt incident..

The buckle broke right off… Fortunately it didn’t land in the troff but unfortunately it was beyond repair. Armed with only 3 hair pins donated by a friend, and having seen a number of Macgyver episodes in my youth, I attempted the unimaginable.

Believe it on not this lasted be the rest of the night without needing any further work.. and I was evening doing heaps of dancing and running around between clubs!

Mid night friday night, drove up to the intersection at the Valley five ways.. was sitting at a red light next to a cop car talking on the phone… Was heading home from clubbing…

Distracted by the phone conversation I was having I ran the red light…. I can only assume I noticed some other direction got their green… Realised I ran it when I was half way through the intersection cause there were pedestrians crossing in front of me!!

Strangely enough the cop chose not to follow? Despite the hour of night.. and that I could have (or might have) been some blind drunk driver…unbelievable!!

Apparently all my good deeds haven’t gone unrewarded.. Hehe