My weekend was so-so… I spent about $80 on cleaning product for my car, then spent like 7.5 hours cleaning it! From 2:00 pm until 9:30 pm… I guess that’s what happens when you service your car more frequently than you wash it… Haha! Yeerp, I think its about coming up to its 100 000 kilometre wash! Haha… I don’t know, the things boys go out of their way to do to impress girls… LOL

But get this I stayed at home on the weekend and cleaned my car, partly because I quit smoking… Because if I had gone out drinking I would have been too tempted to smoke as well… So anyway, I’m cleaning all of the rubbish out of my car and I come across a packet of smokes with 3 left!!

My immediate reaction was to tip them out in to the bag of rubbish, but one tempting little bugger stayed in the packet… So for the next 5 mins (or what seemed like perhaps longer) I sat there, just staring at this cigarette… I ended up deciding to let fate/chance decide for me so it was the best out of 3 flips of a coins…

First flip I called Heads, and it landed on Heads
Second flip I called Tails, and it landed on Heads
Third flip, the decider, I called Heads, and it landed on Tails.

Fate was against me having the cigarette.. so I smoked it anyway! Haha… But I’m back on a righteous path now, praise the lord.. I said praise the lord… Can I get an amen!?! ;)

The other night I was out clubbing at Birdie Num Nums with some of the boys… and they started talking to a couple of girls, one of which I thought had said she’d just finished dancing for the night. Presumable paid dancing, and Presumable not the type you’d take say a family to go see.. given her overall appearance and attire… Although I could have been grossly mistaken, strangely enough later that night I found myself sitting on a couch with her dancing extremely provocatively in front of me… And was occasionally given one of the sleazy corner-of-the-eye glances you’d expect from some Hollywood actress playing a temptress….

But the reason for telling you all this is apparently I wasn’t the only one to notice all this… after a little while I had girl come sit next to me from a group diagonally opposite. She asked “Do you know her?” pointing to the temptress, who was in the middle of some gypsy hip maneuver. I responded “No”, somewhat embarrassed of my predicament, and that I didn’t recall saying more than a sentence or two earlier.

Actually I lie I had spoken to her when the boys were… I gave her some made up name (or probably just used the Grantus Maximus alias only my friends call me, and whom I never introduce myself as…) and said I was in the Army and I was up from Melbourne for the weekend… Or something absurd… I had a rather sardonic sense of humour that night ;)

Anyways! Back to the girl that came sat next to me… She didn’t seem overly surprised that I didn’t know the girl. Actually she was obviously rather confident that I didn’t know her… She clearly also thought the girls style was rather cheap and nasty…

I know this because she already had a $2 coin in her hand she sat down, and after confirming I didn’t know her… She offered me the coin saying I should throw it after as a way of thanks for the performance!! Hahahahahahaha!

I didn’t have the heart to neither take it nor throw it… but I was laughing for what seemed like hours! Particularly because the group of girls kept pretending to throwing money at her from where they were sitting!