If you’re reading this expecting hear some fantasic and epic story about some indigenious groups approaching on this town ocassionally tagged as BrisVegas, you’ll be sorely disappointed. Or more to the point if you were expecting this.. Where the funk have been!?

Two Tribes is only one of the most EPIC events to happen ever! Well this coming weekend anyway… ;) With artists synonymous with the words Phat House/Electro such as:

• Erick Morillo, who’s been unable to out run the track I Like To Move It
• Steve Angello, his younger accomplice with the recent hit BUY NOW
• Armin Van Burren
• Markus Schulz
• David Guetta
• …and many more

If you don’t have a ticket stop reading this blog… For those of you currently overseas, written apologies will be reviewed and accepted on a case by case basis.

See you this Friday at the RNA Show Grounds!

Some 300 years ago there was a monk, who ‘apparently’ dressed like the monks in this photo (Yes one is me – can u guess which?)… Ohh and apparently there were female monkesses back then too… But anyway where was I, ohh yes this particular monk/s (history doesn’t stipulate whether or not he/she has accomplices) was responsible for the liqueur known today as Frangelico… So because of this interesting little history lesson I’ve been wandering around some clubs in Brisbane dressed in this bizarre outfit.. But the real question everyone wants answered is what does a monk wear under his gown? :P

Hrmm, well that’s “Monks” out of the way next is Viagra… I’ve scored the best promo job!!! Well depending on who you are I guess, but remembering my usually demeanor and well, far from serious form of behaving.. In coming weeks I’ll be at Sexpo (an exhibition dedicated to ‘adults’, and perhaps ‘closed doors’, or for some, public places?) selling Viagra for Woman… Ohh the fun to be had! Imagine the cheeky little one linners I could come up with! But more importantly get away with.. teeheee :P

Also on the books is a hosting a DVD for the performance car industry!! With near free regions over the script I plan to be acting like a complete idiot, might even break in to song “The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round…” Haha! Meeting with the producer this weekend with plans for filming to start the following… The DVD is either called JDM Theory or EK K20A EXPERIENCE… Check out – www.jdm-theory.com

I tell you what though I’m getting sick of practically living out of a car!! Tonight for example I’ve had to bring 2 changes of cloths in to work with me, one for a dinner I’m going to immediately after work, the other for the job I’m doing after dinner, then might head straight out clubbing for a drink! ARGH!!!

Also working at Fringe Bar tomorrow night kids, come say hello if you’re out in the Valley.. Working 9:00pm – 12:00am! Or Chalk Hotel & Hotel LA tonight if you read this in time…