Dec 22

Merry Xmas!!! Blah blah blah…

Tag: Laughs,LifeGrantus Maximus @ 9:36 pm

Very soon my working day/year will be over!! Although I’m trying not to think about all the work I had hoped to have accomplished in 2005… That now means 2006 is going to be even busier… Shite, I’m thinking about it again! hehe

Heres wishing you all the best over the Holiday period…

I hope you receive all the gifts you were hoping for!

I hope your Family Xmas gatherings are short.. or at least that that strange old uncle that every family has doesn’t drink as much this year and start some another family feud, or worse bring up some of you most embarrassing moments from your childhood. Or better yet lets hope he’s developed a taste chartreuse shots, gets blind drunk, makes a complete arse of himself, and remains passed out for the remained of the day… or something equally as favorable. Next year you could keep bringing it up as well… Benefits all round.

I hope you finish your Christmas shopping without much hassle! Or better yet that you’ve made a pact this year with others to spend that money on yourself instead. I personally haven’t started my Xmas shopping but am going to try put in as much thought and consideration as other did for me last Xmas… So basically I’m going to go to a department store on the 24th and buying a series of gift voucher… That’ll teach em for buying me a jar or toffee’s when I don’t eat sweets! Well won’t really teach them I guess… How about I do varying dollar amounts for each family member! Mwhaha! “Xmas 2005 Blood Bath”..

Ohh and if you run in to any ignorant parents dragging their kids, pushing and shoving their way through shopping centres in these final hours… Just politely turn to them and say “There’s no need to rush”.. And when you get that filthy look from them in return, just lean over to their children and say “Santa isn’t real mummy hides the presents in the cupboard…”

Be safe! Drink lots! And pretend you like your presents!

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