This time next week I won’t be at work… Why? Because I will be having the day off… Why? Because I can… Why? Okay, Okay… I’ll tell you for funks sake!!! Damn split personalities, neither knows what the other’s doings… Hold on.. can alternate personalities even converse? Hrmm.. anyways moving right along.

In approximately 170 hours and 13mins time I’ll be running late for the plane I was suppose to have already boarded… I’ll be blaming customs staff for the hold up, though they’ll probably be blaming the 5kg of Hashish I had stashed in my surfboard bag.

So anyway after I’ve slipped them a fifty (maybe a ‘hundy’ if they found the Heroin body bags as well) I should be on my plane.. Ohh unless of course the attendants notice how ridiculously drunk I am, but I’ve mastered hiding that… “Okay everyone act straight!!”

Okay enough of my hypothetically ramblings! I’m going to Thailand, the land of the free*. I fly out next Friday afternoon (Nov 4th) and arrive in bangkok at about 9:30pm local time, and am checking straight in to the Grand President Executive Serviced Apartments, staying in a swish room too – Grand Suite (posh accent required).

The rest of the trip is completely unplanned and will probably end up a blur anyway… However we’ll definitely be heading to Koh Phangan by the 16th for the Full Moon party on the beach! And our flight home leaves Bangkok late on the 20th seeing us in Brisbane on the 21st.

I’ll endeavour to keep this site updated with photos and stories…

Its my first overseas holiday… My second time on a plane..

And the first time I don’t get to jump out… :(

The End

* The word free in this context is use to describe the extremely cheap prices of good and services. It doesn’t in anyway imply that the people of Thailand consider themselves free from hardship, poverty, hunger or tourists.